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How to Enter the Conspirators Lounge
Not all who crave sweetness come for frozen custard.
Some seek something… deeper.
Drift quietly into place and form a line before the counter, where whispers linger in the air and secrets are exchanged with care. When it is your turn, step forward and face the witch at the register.
When the moment feels still and strange, lean in and whisper:
"The Guillotine Yearns".
Say it softly. Say it like you mean it.
The witch will place in your hand something to start you on your journey.
*(Affogatos and floats will still be able to be purchased in the lounge, but no other custard is available in the lounge)

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